Which Riverdale Parent is the Absolute Worst? – Opinions & Comments

When I started thinking about writing this article, I thought to myself: "Oh, it's easy!" Then I started writing it and things got dicey. The parents on this show are so bad! One more terrible than the other! The Coopers Alice Cooper: send her daughters to the Sisters, got rid of a body, spent Betty's [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep17 – “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid” – REVIEW

So much to talk about this week: from Jughead's raid to Cheryl's indoctrination into the Farm. Aaaaand we get a soft and adorable Bughead moment. So I'm happy. If you don't count the anger I felt about putting Cheryl in danger. The Serpents are training with FP to better help the Sheriff's department and it's [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep16 – “Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN” – REVIEW

You guys, I have found my new favourite Riverdale episode and it's a musical!!! WHAT!?!? I truly can't believe how much I'm into it. And I love the soundtrack! And... BUGHEAD!!! I haven't recovered from all the bughead in the episode. I'm still in shock. It was so much and COLE SANG!!! WHAT!? AND CHONI [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep15 – “Chapter Fifty: American Dreams” – REVIEW

It's FP's 50th birthday! But most importantly... THIS WAS A GOOD EPISODE!!! I LOVED IT! Good storylines (kind of... but it's Riverdale. I can't have too high expectatons), intense moments, sexy times and heart-breaking looks between Alice and FP. And I think, for once and just FOR ONCE, I'll shift my anger from Archie to [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep14 – “Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me” – REVIEW

Before ranting about the show and yelling about how the plot doesn't make sense, I'd like to take a moment to say goodbye to Luke Perry. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones. He will be truly and deeply missed. Let's start off with some madness! Like BADASS BETTY COOPER! http://archie-andrews.tumblr.com/post/183285174911 I love [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep13 – “Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem For a Welterweight” – REVIEW

Yeah... so... not my favourite episode. It was boring. SO BORING. I waited 2 weeks for this? Nah thanks. Don't worry, for once this is going to be a short review, not even in chronological order! Let's shake things up a bit! Archie GOD I HATE ARCHIE!!! In the past two weeks, I had forgotten [...]

Why Archie’s Season 3 Storylines Are an Unwatchable Mess – Opinions & Comments

I have never been a fan of Archie. From the moment he appeared on my screen, I've disliked him. I just can't deal with him. Every decision he makes is as if the writers purposefully asked themselves: Is this the worst decision we could possibly make him take? Yes? PERFECT! Let's build a full-season arch [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep 12: “Bizarrodale” – REVIEW

Goodbye Core 4 and... HELLO FORGOTTEN CHARACTERS!!! At the top of the screen, it said: TV 14 DLSV... I MEAN... you know shit is going down! There's a 2-week hiatus but I'll still be posting about Riverdale! Do you have any suggestions? Things you'd like me to talk about? Or topics I should dive a [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep11 – “Chapter Forty-Six: The Red Dahlia” – REVIEW

Aaaaaand we'e back! Last week's episode was just as insane as the winter premiere and I'm still not over it. But... I actually loved it. It was just as insane as the last episodes but I loved it. This was a good episode. Let me just say one thing: I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep10 – “Chapter Forty-Five: The Stranger” – REVIEW

After last week's crazy ass episode, I am so excited to get back to this insane world! I was on the edge of my couch for the entire episode. It was so ridiculous. And I have so much to talk about. I already knew about FP being the Sheriff. I saw the pictures on Just [...]

“THIS WAS INSANE!!!” – Riverdale – s03 ep 09 – “Chapter Forty-Four: No Exit” – REVIEW

FINALLY!!! I missed Riverdale!!! I NEED SOME BUGHEAD!!! And we got it. But first of all let me just say... WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THIS!?!? I did not understand a single thing that happened and especially WHY THE WRITERS HAVE NO IDEA OF WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT THEY ARE DOING. What was this?! [...]

Riverdale’s Positive Aspects – Opinions & Commentary

Over the past six months, since I’ve started watching Riverdale, I’ve been throwing a lot of shit to the show. I mean, it’s ridiculous. Nobody in the Riverdale fandom thinks the show is good. Nobody thinks it’s well written. Fucking nobody. But I have to say that there are some things that I enjoy about [...]

Shock Value Trumps Good Storytelling and It’s Sad – Riverdale Commentary & Opinions

Now even hardcore Riverdale fans dare to say out loud that our beloved show is well-written. Because it's not. It's pretty clear it isn't. Season 2 is a living testament of it. And I have written a lot about certain aspects of Riverdale that drove me insane, and the multitue of problems related to how [...]

2018 in TV Shows

2018 has been a crazy year. So much has happened. I've stuggled a lot, made new friends, opened a new social network, my blog is actually being read... It's been hard, I won't deny it. But I'm not here to talk about my personal life. I'm here to talk about my passion and one of [...]

Riverdale – Season 3’s Cringy and Weird Stuff

Riverdale is not strange to cringy moments. I wrote a whole blog post about them.  Almost every sexual situation that has ever occurred on the show has had understones of weirdness. Now that THIS has been established by literally everbody on the planet, I have a few things to get off my chest. First of [...]

Riverdale 03×09 – Trailer Breakdown

Ok. That was a lot. So many things to talk about. SO MANY. But first: let's watch the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAbBQVPjeno And I thought we were finally getting rid of Archie... at least for a while. Sadly, no such luck... Red is still here. In the woods. With his dog. If they kill off the dog, [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep 08 – Chapter Forty-Three: “Outbreak” – Review – WINTER FINALE

Only 8 episodes and it's already time for the Winter Hiatus. This is so sad. This first part of season 3 has been a rollercoaster! You guys.... What was this episode?! It made no sense. Almost nothing made sense, it was all very detached and I hated Gladys with all my heart. In Riverdale... We [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep07 – Chapter Forty-Two – “The Man in Black” – REVIEW

You guys.... What is happening?! This is too much! Too much is happening on this show! I'm overwhelmed! I had totally forgotten this was the three part episode like in season 2! I liked it... Weirdly enough, I did like "Chapter Twenty: Tales from the Darkness" better... Anyway... For the winter hiatus, I'm planning on [...]

Riverdale – s03 e06 – Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter – REVIEW

You guys... So much happened. I have so many opinions, so many comments and SO MANY RIDICULOUS SCENES THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH! I am still worried about Jughead. Please, don't harm him anymore. He has had it tough, people. His mom left wth his baby sister, his dad went to prison, he was [...]

Riverdale – s03e05 – “Chapter Forty: The Great Escape” – REVIEW

[Attention! This post includes spoilers for all episodes of Riverdale and some strong language!] YOU GUYS, WAS THIS EPISODE GOOD? LIKE, ACTUALLY GOOD?Good performances, good writing and good directing?!? I am shook. In the immortal words of this amazing gif: I'm scared for JugheadI'm just putting it out there. I am scared for him. I [...]