Suits s08 ep 08 – “Coral Gables” – Review

[Attention! Some strong language in this post because when I get angry, I swear like a sailor and Suits makes me extremely upset]

It took me 3 days to finally decide to watch it and 4 more days to post it: this was the most boring episode of all time. It was useless. It made no sense. I wasted 42 minutes of my life.

Let’s see what happened. Nor should I say “not happened” because IT WAS A USELESS EPISODE!

HARVEY & SAMANTHA

Samantha tries to steal clients from her and Robert Zane’s former firm.

And Harvey gets involved.

LIKE I FUCKING CARE.

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Then some more lawyer shit, Samantha and Harvey fight in the lobby and somehow challenge him to a boxing fight? And they share a pizza? And there start… flirting?

I’m disgusted and I hate this.

Another fabricating evidence story?!

STOP THIS!

And not Harvey is fighting with Samantha in the bathroom. Classic Suits scene.

She buried evidence. Alright. I don’t care.

Spoiler alert: everything was fine in the end.

DONNA

Gretchen and Donna!!! I love them together! Two amazing women together!

Why was there so little Donna in this episode! She has no storyline this season! This is highly disappointing.

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Sheila keeps making appointments without talking to Louis and more pregnancy shit.

And at the fertility doctor, Louis meets a former class mate, who used to bully him.

ANOTHER FLASHBACK?! NO.

Who cares about seeing Louis being bullied AGAIN!? Show me more Katrina!

Also, Sheila thanking him for being involved in the process of conceiving their child sets the bar so low. It takes to people to make a baby. They make it look like Louis is extra special for being there with her.

IT’S THE FUCKING MINIMUM!

And now Louis is literally confronting his younger self?

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IS THIS 13 REASONS WHY?! IS HE SEEING GHOSTS LIKE THAT IDIOT CLAY?!

My hatred for Clay knows no boundaries.

KATRINA

No Katrina. I’m so angry.

What was the point of promoting her to a series regular if she is not in 4 out of the 8 episodes that have aired! This is a disgrace.

ALEX

Oh no! Alex is going to spend the entire episode looking for Louis to sign some super important document!

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You can hear the sarcasm from the other side of the globe.

So of course there are issues and yadi yadi yadi yadi. I’m about to puke.

Poor Gretchen made a mistake! Who cares she is amazing. I mean, her trying to make it seem it was the other secretary’s fault was not great.

Long story short, she cost Alex a client, they’re kind of pissed but not that much.

I love you Gretchen please don’t leave the show.

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*insert every possible frustrated emoji*

I don’t have anything to say.

Tomorrow the review of the latest episode will come out! I hope it’s better than this garbage.

xxx

Georgia

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Suits – s 08 ep 07 – “Sour Grapes” – Review

Another week has gone by and here I am again!

So.

Much.

Darvey.

Drama.

And Louis and Sheila drama.

I am too used to drama-less Michael Schur’s shows and this much yelling and miscommunication is a thing of the past.

Also, Gabriel Macht (Harvey) directed this episode!



Harvey and Donna

The guy who owns the building of Zane Specter Litt is demanding Harvey’s services, just like Donna promised. Except she did not say anything to him. Shit is going down.

4 minutes in and Darvey is already fighting. This episode is going to be hard to watch.

Ohhhh! This poor white rich guy wants to buy building and he needs Harvey Specter to hold his hand.

The fight in the lobby was ugly.

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“You think I don’t care about you?”

THIS WAS THE BEST MOMENT FOR HIM TO FINALLY REVEAL HIS FEELINGS FOR HER AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. WHY IS THIS SHOW SO ANNOYING!?!?!?

“You’re in your position because I put you there!”

8

fucking

seasons

and it feels like Harvey has learnt nothing. NOTHING. You pompous ass.

“No Harvey. I’m in my position because I fucking earned it!”

Show him who the real boss is, Donna!!! Put him in his place! She is treating him like shit and I’m here for it. He has made bad decision after bad decision and he deserves to be smacked down.

They are purposefully destroying their relationship so it will be impossible for them to come back from this and eventually be together.

And if, at the end of all this nightmare, they do get together, it will be horrendous.

Also, is Donna Robert’s therapist? Why is he bothering her with his Alex shit?

Harvey sort of apologizes to Donna? Is their fight resolved? WE NEED A BETTER CONCLUSION!

Louis

Louis and Sheila have a sex phone? Why am I not surprised?!

SHEILA IS PREGNANT!!!

And of course Louis wants to tell everybody and he does a real weird dance. I love it.

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And now he wants to be a midwife. Of course. He is so weird.

Not even halfway through the episode and they are already having problems because Louis would like to raise their future child Jewish. It’s the second time they have mentioned Louis’ fate in the past two season and… where was that from the years 2011 to 2016? Have they literally just discovered character development and adding layers?

Religion was NEVER brought up and now it is fundamental to him.

And then they end up being engaged?! And she asks him!? CUTE!!!

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But Sheila wasn’t really pregnant after all! It was a false positive!

Katrina

Why is there no Katrina in this episode. I am so mad right now.

Alex

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Good for you! Helping out the boss! With Robert Zane’s vineyard? Whose wine tastes like shit? And there are barrells problems? A country club?

And now this thing is all about race?

What?!

But now the country club is against Robert because they gave him some slack and he stepped on their toes… bla bla bla.

Everything works out. Period. Goodbye. Nobody cared about this storyline.

Samantha

Donna convinces her to help Harvey with the douchebag and more drama!!!

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But they end up working together and teaming up. They are becoming a family. *pukes*

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(This GIF has become a constant showstopper of my posts and I promise I will stop using it. Even if it perfectly describes my mood).



Nothing happened.

Darvey had a pretty bad fight. Harvey insulted Donna and he was a dick.

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED GRETCHEN and now I love her even more. She referenced Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman. LOVE. THE. SHOW.

Anyway, I have no more expectations. I mostly watch it just to vent. It’s like a stress relief.

See you next week! Only 3 episode before the Summer Finale!

xxx

Giorgia

 

“I’m in a relationship with Harvey Specter” – Suits – s08 ep 06 – “Cats, Ballet, Harvey Specter” – Review

Here I am with another Suits review!!! We’re a little bit over the halfway mark of 8A so four more episodes until the summer finale!

Who knows what will happen!? (Please dont’ let Katrina and Bryan be part of a cheating storyline and please please PLEASE, get Donna and Harvey together.)

I’m still somewhat hopeful regarding Darvey. Should I? No. Why? Because I’ve been disappointed every single time and probably forever will.

Enough chit-chat! Let’s get into the episode!!


HARVEY & LOUIS

Louis asks Harvey to cover a case for him while he tries to procreate with Sheila. The case: a 16-year-old who says one of Louis’ client’s concealers gave her a rash. WHAT IS THIS STORYLINE?! Are they trying to be more, as Brooklyn99’s Captain Holt would say, “awake”?

This girl wants 10 million dollar because a product caused her breakouts?! If everybody did that, the entire cosmetic empire would collapse before our eyes! And this causes tension between Harvey and Louis: they don’t agree on how to proceed and insults are thrown around.

But don’t worry… Dr. Lipschitz is back!!! He is such a great man. In a session with him, Louis suggests Harvey to come with him and lash out their issues with each other.

I’m so happy he wants to see Harvey as a client. Maybe he can actually help him. Not like Paula Agard.

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It’s Harvey’s first REAL therapy session! Woooooo! Harvey is envious of Louis! Soft!Harvey is da best.

“Everyone leaves: Mike, Rachel, Jessica, my sister-in-law.”

And guess who is the only person who hasn’t left you? That has stayed by your side for 13 years?

DONNA, you dumbass!

They left the mushy stuff, emotions and feelings for the men and instead gave Donna and Samantha a badass case. YEEEEEEEES!

I thought it was weird that when he brought up the fact that Louis and Harvey have a relationship, Louis said: “Can I be the boy?” Ehm? Excuse me? What does that mean?

Aside from that, the adorable moments between the two friends were great. I’m so happy the writers are focusing on aspects such as these.


DONNA & SAMANTHA

Donna is trying to find a way to give back and to get a lawyer to help out.

Samantha volunteers and the tension is here! Her and Donna working together?! Great! (Don’t make it weird, please.) She wants to make good with Donna. Personally, I don’t trust her even if she gave 5 million dollars to her. (and spoiler alert… I was wrong).

Donna is going to the gala for her charity and she looks amazing! (Duh). Not a fan of the pink/red combo, though. Her flirting with Samantha was fun! If it turns into a nice friendship, I’ll be super glad.

And a first happens on the show: maybe this time Donna is not completely right.

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Samantha meddles with the charity because it might not be 100% transparent. Which is not! And the two women team up, push the CEO to resign and hire Donna’s friend back.

Two great women solving cases and being in a nice friendship! YAY!

KATRINA

KATRINA IS BACK Y’ALL! Thank you!

And now she has to fight to make senior partner. Girl, you can do it!

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If the friendship between Katrina and Bryan turns romantic, I’m gonna lose it.

Legit lose it.

ALEX

Alex was basically a postman, delivering messages from one person to another. And that’s okay. We needed more Katrina!


Here we are! It was a really nice episode! A lot more character driven, compared to other seasons and episodes.

Did you like Harvey and Louis’ journey to a healthy friendship? And what about Donna and Samantha? Do you think Katrina and Bryan will become more than friends? Will you be as angry as I will be?

Feel free to write a comment or tweet at me or even send me an email!

xxx

Georgia

Suits s08 ep 05 – “Good Mudding” – Review

Another week has gone by!

So, apparently this is supposed to be one of the most Harvey/Donna centred episodes of the first part of season eight.

I tried not to see any spoilers, or promotional photos because then… What would be the fun?

I’ve been watching Suits for a long time and after season seven, I don’t have any expectations for Harvey and Donna to get together any time soon so I ignore everything the show runner says. They always tease us and entice us to believe that they will eventually get together but we all know it’s bullshit.

That being said, here we go!

HARVEY & DONNA

Ok. The flirting. In the episode. WOW.

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I need to take a moment to transcribe their interaction:

D: Is it true about the tomatoes?

H: I think we both know it’s not. Just like we both know it’s really strawberries and whipped cream. What? Too soon?

D: No but this is an office and someone could overhear and misunderstand that that was 13 years ago.

H: Really? ‘Cause it feels like 12 and a half to me.

D: You’re an idiot.

I legit DIED. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? THE FLIRTING IS TOO MUCH!

And now Harvey’s brother is getting a divorce! And he cheated on his wife.

Great.

Harvey going back to his family to represent his brother in his divorce case might not end up that well.

But wait! Turns out his brother didn’t actually cheat on his wife he went back to gambling. Why the fuck would he lie?! He asked his child to lie . Just like Harvey’s mother asked him to lie about her affair.

DRAMA!!!!!

And it all becomes more dramatic because Harvey’s mum Lilly shows up at his hotel room to talk to him about forgiving his brother. OBVIOUSLY!

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LOUIS

I feel like Louise and Sheila’s relationship isn’t healthy.

She’s always trying to control him and make him do stuff he doesn’t really want to. I get the “trying to get pregnant” excuse but maybe instead of forcing him to go get himself checked up, she should’ve asked him before? That being said, Louis is going to Harvey and asking him questions about his “situation“ was absolutely hilarious.

Harvey trolling Louis by telling him that he is turned on by vegetables like tomatoes made my day. I hoped he would say “Donna” but a girl can dream.

Louis gets turned on by “The Wall Street Journal”, “Forbes” and “Investors weekly”.

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I’m loving this episode.

Donna’s sex puns were so fun and yet a bit uncomfortable! This entire episode would be a nightmare for any HR department.

One thing I don’t understand:

Why is Louis going mudding cresting a problem with conceiving a child with Sheila? It seems highly improbable.

Sheila is a manipulative bitch and I don’t like her. I thought their relationship would get better and be healthy but this is just garbage.

KATRINA

Still no Katrina!? WHAT!? You promoted her to series regular and this is the second episode she is not in. I am angry.

ALEX & SAMANTHA

it’s bring your daughter to work day! Alex brought her at work and he is having trouble connecting with her.

Alex going to Samantha for help with his daughter was a nice gesture. Great! Samantha was a troubled teenager in high school!

What a surprise!

She bends the law and she doesn’t act ethically so Alex rightfully throws a fit and yadi yadi.

Even though they’re in competition, it doesn’t seem like there is bad blood between them.

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That’s it! A lot of flirting, a lot of sex talk and drama.

I’ve been having so much fun reviewing this season. I’m freaking out a lot less than last season.

We are halfway through the first part of season 8. As I’ve been saying, I have little to no expectations for Harvey and Donna to get together.

I want it to happen. I want it so bad.

We have to be realistic, though. It will not happen. Aaron Korsch will probably let them be together in the last second of the last ever episode of the show.

Let me know! Leave a comment down below, find me on Twitter or you can send me an email!

xxx

Georgia