Riverdale – s03 ep22 – “Chapter Fifty-Seven: Apocalypto” – REVIEW – SEASON FINALE

It's the finale!!!! NOOOOOO! I can't stay without Riverdale for 5 months!!! THIS IS TORTURE! I'll still be writing about it and posting about all the crazy shit that happened this season because it was A LOT. But we're here. We've finally got to the ending. And shit is about to go down. And shit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep21 – “Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House” – REVIEW

To be honest, I was expecting a lot more shit to go down. Last season's penultimate episode was AMAZING! But this was A LOT too. From the Farm's darkest secrets, to the Blackhood and Daddy so much happened. Thank God Mommy Dearest is gone. Archie and Veronica Daddy wants to pay of the town's debts [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep16 – “Cinco de Mayo” – REVIEW

THIS WAS SUCH A FUN EPISODE. I love the Halloween heists and they are always brilliantly written. AND THERE IS USUALLY CHEDDAR!!! Hitchcock and his ponch were so inappropriate! And the Mariachi band! It's just too much. It's Terry's big day: he's about to take the leutenant exam and the squad wants to use the [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep15 – “Return of the King” – REVIEW

GINA IS BACK!!! I have been waiting FOR AGES for her to be back!!! Well, since her last episode to be accurate. I love her. Even though she is mean, self-absorbed and completely crazy, she's Gina Linetti. I can't help but love her. And this episode was directed by Melissa Fumero!!!! First Stephanie, then Joe [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep20 – “Prom Night” – REVIEW

I actually liked this episode. I was not annoyed by it. (Aside from all the usual Archie bullsht stuff.) I loved the writing, the directing, the action and the end... We got to see more of Cheryl and of course Bughead Investigations is back! The episodes where they work together, communicate and fight these batshit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep19 – “Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear The Reaper” – REVIEW

I loved this episode. I really did. I loved it. It was stupid, weirdly scary and boring (the Archie bits because.... duh.) This episode marks the last scenes Luke Perry ever shot and it was so sad. But without much further ado, let's get into it. Josie Apparently, Josie is leaving Riverdale! Her dad comes [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep14 – “Ticking Clocks” – REVIEW

Another Guardian of the 99 is here!!! After Lin Manuel-Miranda's guest appearance as Amy's brother, it was time for Sean Astin to come to the Precinct! AND THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUNNY!!! I loved it. I loooooved it. Scully and Hitchcock are cooking lasagna in the microwave and guess what? It takes 21 minutes and [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep18 – “Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker” – REVIEW

I feel like I say this every week, but… WOW THIS WAS INSANE And Lili Reinhart and Mädchen Amick steal the show. Their performances were incredible. They can manage to turn ridiculous and unrealistic lines into a great piece of acting. And just to be clear, I don't care about Archie. I don't. I just [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep13 – “The Bimbo” – REVIEW

THIS EPISODE MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE OF THE SEASON. (Along with the premiere) I loved it so much. It wa so funny and seeing Jake, Holt and Kevin interact with each other is always incredibly hilarious. Safe House is probably my favourite episode of season 5. I have seen it a crazy amount of times! [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep12 – “Casecation” – REVIEW

It took me so long to write this review. So long. I'm over a week late. I just needed to get my thoughts in order. But I had missed the show so much! I have missed it so much! But for the first time ever, I have mixed feelings about it. It's written by Luke [...]

Which Riverdale Parent is the Absolute Worst? – Opinions & Comments

When I started thinking about writing this article, I thought to myself: "Oh, it's easy!" Then I started writing it and things got dicey. The parents on this show are so bad! One more terrible than the other! The Coopers Alice Cooper: send her daughters to the Sisters, got rid of a body, spent Betty's [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep17 – “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid” – REVIEW

So much to talk about this week: from Jughead's raid to Cheryl's indoctrination into the Farm. Aaaaand we get a soft and adorable Bughead moment. So I'm happy. If you don't count the anger I felt about putting Cheryl in danger. The Serpents are training with FP to better help the Sheriff's department and it's [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep11 – “The Therapist” – REVIEW

ROSA, ROSA, ROSA, ROOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!! Let's talk about Rosa's personal life! And her new girlfriend! But let's get started, because this episode had an amazing start. Cold Open Bottles, Boyle, Bullpen, Bowling http://amez-santiago.tumblr.com/post/183650818252/bottles-boyle-bullpen-bowling BABUSHKA! Amy & Terry A book has been wrongly shipped to Amy's desk and it's about "How to please your wife. 100 tips [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep16 – “Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN” – REVIEW

You guys, I have found my new favourite Riverdale episode and it's a musical!!! WHAT!?!? I truly can't believe how much I'm into it. And I love the soundtrack! And... BUGHEAD!!! I haven't recovered from all the bughead in the episode. I'm still in shock. It was so much and COLE SANG!!! WHAT!? AND CHONI [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep10 – “Gintars” – REVIEW

I have some thoughts on the episode and I'm conflicted. I don't know if my over-critical-Riverdale-watching brain is seeing issues where there arent' any but Jake's whole "deportation" idea did not fly well with me. Other than that, it was such a funny episode. From Jake to lying about this genitals, Ike Barinholtz' role as [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep15 – “Chapter Fifty: American Dreams” – REVIEW

It's FP's 50th birthday! But most importantly... THIS WAS A GOOD EPISODE!!! I LOVED IT! Good storylines (kind of... but it's Riverdale. I can't have too high expectatons), intense moments, sexy times and heart-breaking looks between Alice and FP. And I think, for once and just FOR ONCE, I'll shift my anger from Archie to [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep14 – “Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me” – REVIEW

Before ranting about the show and yelling about how the plot doesn't make sense, I'd like to take a moment to say goodbye to Luke Perry. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones. He will be truly and deeply missed. Let's start off with some madness! Like BADASS BETTY COOPER! http://archie-andrews.tumblr.com/post/183285174911 I love [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep09 – “The Golden Child” – REVIEW

LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS IN THE BUILDING!!!! I can't believe Lin is starring on Brooklyn99 as one of Amy's brothers! I'm so excited!!! AND IT WAS SOOOOOO GOOD! I laughed so much! Cold Open You guys! How adorable is Jake? https://sirdavos.tumblr.com/post/183304234501 At this point, I'm almost sure Charles loves Jake more than Amy... He is so [...]

Brooklyn99 – s06 ep08 – “He Said, She Said” – REVIEW

Brooklyn99 has neve shyed away from heavy topics. From homophobia and racial profiling to coming out to your family. But this week, it's a big one. It's an episode that centers about the #MeToo movement and it's not easy to watch. But Lang Fisher, who wrote the episode, was absolutely brilliant in perfectly balancing the [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep13 – “Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem For a Welterweight” – REVIEW

Yeah... so... not my favourite episode. It was boring. SO BORING. I waited 2 weeks for this? Nah thanks. Don't worry, for once this is going to be a short review, not even in chronological order! Let's shake things up a bit! Archie GOD I HATE ARCHIE!!! In the past two weeks, I had forgotten [...]