ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the 15th episode of season 7 of Pretty Little Liars. You have been warned!
The episode opens with Emily and Alison talking about the pregnancy and they decide to get some tests done and see if everything is ok.
Aria video chatting to her self was the creepiest thing ever… even creepier than the Hannah Doll in the last episode.
Lucas has gotten himself into this whole mess… From season 1 they cast a gloomy and sketchy vibe on him. He was always a bit weird and distant.
Noooooo! The cop is back again! PLEASE, stop! Can we please eliminate him from the show? Uh! But he is starting to doubt Spencer… interesting. Actually not really. No. Not at all.
But let’s talk about the most hilarious thing in the episode and probably in the history of the show:
Toby and Caleb in a cabin. Fishing. WHAT. I had Homeland flashbacks with Carrie and Brody…
…. and now I’m crying.
Ezra and Aria’s awkward relationship is just… well, awkward. I can’t watch their scenes without feeling some kind of discomfort. And now she reveals information to the enemy. Aria, don’t be the weakest link. PLEASE.
My million dollar question is: who the fuck is Emily and Alison’s baby’s father? This is what I’m really interested in.
And now Hannah is ALSO thinking of having children? Wow.
So they decide to spy on Lucas and they find a comic book. Seriously. Let’s stereotype the nerds. Thank you.
Aria being a bitch is just not credible. And I’m tired of this. TELL ME HOW THIS ENDS!!!! DON’T DRAG THIS FOR ANOTHER 5 EPISODES!
Wait. Now Emily wants Alison to have the baby and raise it? Awwwwwww! I don’t think they should be together like the majority of the fandom (I prefer Emily and Paige) but this is so strange! Asking your friend to have your baby?
Now Emily wants Alison to have the baby and raise it? Awwwwwww! I don’t think they should be together like the majority of the fandom (I prefer Emily and Paige) but this is so strange! Asking your friend to have your baby?
Paige is leaving?! Nooooooo! I liked her! She is such a good character! Who made these decisions and why are they fucking everything up?
And now Ezra?! They are so going to break up their engagement. I feel sorry for them. Is it bad that I wanted them to scream at each other and yell? They should let themselves go and let their feelings out.
Oh no, the cop is sticking his nose into other people’s business. It’s his job, but he hasn’t done it for the entirety of the season and he is waking up NOW? I hate him so much.
What is Paige doing at Ali’s house? This whole interaction was gibberish. I wanted Emily with Paige and not Ali!!!!!!! I am officially disappointed.
WREN IS BACK?! And his horrible British accent. I LOVE England and the British accent but his just irritates me. It’s that too posh and with the “t” sound that drives me crazy.
Ali is having the baby. Frankly now there is almost nothing that can surprise me.
Ezra came back to the flat. And she apologises to him? How are they so calm? And most importantly why? I definitely would not have been.
A couple of sentences ago I said that nothing can surprise me anymore. But the “evil laughter” at the end of the episode proved me wrong. What the fuck was that obscenity!?!?!?!
No. No. No. No.
I love this show. It’s so trashy. Maybe I should try to watch Shadowhunters for the third time, but let’s face it.: I would have to comment on every single thing and every review would end up being a novel.
Hope you liked this post and please let me know in the comments who do you think is Ali/Emily’s baby’s father. I really want to know but I have zero intention of racking my brains.<3