Riverdale – s04 ep07 – "Chapter Sixty-Four: "The Ice Storm" – REVIEW

Dear Bughead Nation... How cute are they in this episode?! And Toni and Cheryl!? A­čĹĆ DO­čĹĆ RA­čĹĆ BLE­čĹĆ! Bughead Alone At Jughead's Prep School Sounds like the Prompt of a Fanfiction I Would Definitely Read And it was just as crazy. Everything about it was crazy. The Black-Hood / bunny thing was CRAZY, Betty hitting [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep06 – "Chapter Sixty-Three: "Hereditary" – REVIEW

Bughead Nation... LET'S RISE! This episode and the next one are filled with Bughead and I­čĹĆ am­čĹĆ here­čĹĆ for­čĹĆ it.­čĹĆ Let's bring back the glorious days of early season 3! The parallel! CUTE! Not let's talk about what annoyed me: Veronica, Daddy Papi, Hermione, and Hermosa Why can't Veronica have an independent storyline, separated from [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep05 – “Chapter Sixty-One: “Witness for the Prosecution” – REVIEW

I don't say it often when talking about Riverdale but... I got bored. This episode bored me to death. I did not give a shit about ANY of the storylines. Nothing. Zero. I could not give any less of a shit about what was happening to the characters. I find it incredibly frustrating because I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep04 – “Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween” – REVIEW

I feel like nothing happened in this episode and yet... Cheryl buried and then dug up Jason again, Charles is might be evil, Veronica set fire to a man and Archie dressed up like an idiot and oh yeah, JUGHEAD WAS LOCKED IN A COFFIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLASSROOM! Oh, and speaking of [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep03 – “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon” – REVIEW

This. Was. Amazing. This was Riverdale's best episode and I LOVED IT It made zero fucking sense and it gave me such much joy. I laughed so hard. Scratch the Archie-Get-Attacked-By-A-Bear episode, THIS WAS THE BEST. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun watching any episode of any Tv show. I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep02 – “Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High” – REVIEW

OK. WHAT WAS THIS?! This was one of the most ridiculous episodes I've ever seen. It was ridiculous thing, after ridiculous thing. It made ZERO fucking sense and I WAS THERE FOR IT! The writers were like: "WE'RE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT!". They had just had a wonderful first episode and now... UNLEASHED! Remember! I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep01 – “Chapter Fifty-Eight: In Memoriam” – REVIEW – SEASON PREMIERE

I cried. I cried so much. For almost 40 minutes straight. But before I get into how devastatingly sad this episode was, some announcements! I'll keep reviewing all the Riverdale episodes just like I did last season (and I had a blast) but I'm gonna keep it chill. I'll post the review of the episode [...]

Riverdale Season 3 Storylines that Made ZERO Sense

I have come to the realization that so much happened in season 3 of Riverdale that I can't keep it straight in my head. And despite the picture of the Gargoyle King in the Header, that is not one of the weirdest things that went on on the show. I have been trying to write [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep22 – “Chapter Fifty-Seven: Apocalypto” – REVIEW – SEASON FINALE

It's the finale!!!! NOOOOOO! I can't stay without Riverdale for 5 months!!! THIS IS TORTURE! I'll still be writing about it and posting about all the crazy shit that happened this season because it was A LOT. But we're here. We've finally got to the ending. And shit is about to go down. And shit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep21 – “Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House” – REVIEW

To be honest, I was expecting a lot more shit to go down. Last season's penultimate episode was AMAZING! But this was A LOT too. From the Farm's darkest secrets, to the Blackhood and Daddy so much happened. Thank God Mommy Dearest is gone. Archie and Veronica Daddy wants to pay of the town's debts [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep20 – “Prom Night” – REVIEW

I actually liked this episode. I was not annoyed by it. (Aside from all the usual Archie bullsht stuff.) I loved the writing, the directing, the action and the end... We got to see more of Cheryl and of course Bughead Investigations is back! The episodes where they work together, communicate and fight these batshit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep19 – “Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear The Reaper” – REVIEW

I loved this episode. I really did. I loved it. It was stupid, weirdly scary and boring (the Archie bits because.... duh.) This episode marks the last scenes Luke Perry ever shot and it was so sad. But without much further ado, let's get into it. Josie Apparently, Josie is leaving Riverdale! Her dad comes [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep18 – “Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker” – REVIEW

I feel like I say this every week, butÔÇŽ WOW THIS WAS INSANE And Lili Reinhart and M├Ądchen Amick steal the show. Their performances were incredible. They can manage to turn ridiculous and unrealistic lines into a great piece of acting. And just to be clear, I don't care about Archie. I don't. I just [...]

Which Riverdale Parent is the Absolute Worst? – Opinions & Comments

When I started thinking about writing this article, I thought to myself: "Oh, it's easy!" Then I started writing it and things got dicey. The parents on this show are so bad! One more terrible than the other! The Coopers Alice Cooper: send her daughters to the Sisters, got rid of a body, spent Betty's [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep17 – “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid” – REVIEW

So much to talk about this week: from Jughead's raid to Cheryl's indoctrination into the Farm. Aaaaand we get a soft and adorable Bughead moment. So I'm happy. If you don't count the anger I felt about putting Cheryl in danger. The Serpents are training with FP to better help the Sheriff's department and it's [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep16 – “Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN” – REVIEW

You guys, I have found my new favourite Riverdale episode and it's a musical!!! WHAT!?!? I truly can't believe how much I'm into it. And I love the soundtrack! And... BUGHEAD!!! I haven't recovered from all the bughead in the episode. I'm still in shock. It was so much and COLE SANG!!! WHAT!? AND CHONI [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep15 – “Chapter Fifty: American Dreams” – REVIEW

It's FP's 50th birthday! But most importantly... THIS WAS A GOOD EPISODE!!! I LOVED IT! Good storylines (kind of... but it's Riverdale. I can't have too high expectatons), intense moments, sexy times and heart-breaking looks between Alice and FP. And I think, for once and just FOR ONCE, I'll shift my anger from Archie to [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep14 – “Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me” – REVIEW

Before ranting about the show and yelling about how the plot doesn't make sense, I'd like to take a moment to say goodbye to Luke Perry. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones. He will be truly and deeply missed. Let's start off with some madness! Like BADASS BETTY COOPER! http://archie-andrews.tumblr.com/post/183285174911 I love [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep13 – “Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem For a Welterweight” – REVIEW

Yeah... so... not my favourite episode. It was boring. SO BORING. I waited 2 weeks for this? Nah thanks. Don't worry, for once this is going to be a short review, not even in chronological order! Let's shake things up a bit! Archie GOD I HATE ARCHIE!!! In the past two weeks, I had forgotten [...]

Why Archie’s Season 3 Storylines Are an Unwatchable Mess – Opinions & Comments

I have never been a fan of Archie. From the moment he appeared on my screen, I've disliked him. I just can't deal with him. Every decision he makes is as if the writers purposefully asked themselves: Is this the worst decision we could possibly make him take? Yes? PERFECT! Let's build a full-season arch [...]