Riverdale | s04 ep12 | "Chapter Sixty-Nine: "Men of Honor" | REVIEW

As I'm writing this, episode 13 has just come out and I have not watched it yet. Twitter was all over the place last night and, although I know Jughead isn't dead (I mean, how is that possible?), I am still scared for Bughead. Let me just say that breaking up one of the couples [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep11 – "Chapter Sixty-Eight: "Quiz Show" – REVIEW

It took me more than a week to watch this episode. I don't know why but I kind of regret it because I had a blast watching it. So fun! Moreover, I want a sparkling dress like Veronica had. And a physique decent enough to wear it. THIS EPISODE WAS INSANE. And full of Bughead [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep10 – "Chapter Sixty-Seven: "Varsity Blues" – REVIEW

Get ready for all the "30 Rock" gifs in this post. It took me 3 tries to actually watch this episode. I kept opening it and then turning it off. It was my brain was like: Jughead got on my nerves, Archie was just as annoying as ever and I hate Brett. I don't even [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep09 – "Chapter Sixty-Six: "Tangerine" – REVIEW

Tangerine, Tangerine, Tangerine... Are you suddenly holding a knife, ready to murder your daughter? Are you suddenly a different person? If you are, you were subjected to Edgar Evernever's hypnosis and you're about to go to Riverdale and try to kill Betty. I am so over this. So fucking over all of this mess. Let's [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep08 – "Chapter Sixty-Five: "In Treatment" – REVIEW (Spoilers! It's not going well)

It's really not going well, people. It really isn't. I think I've reached it. And by "it", I mean the point in my life when I got tired of Riverdale and its nonesense. As I'm writing this it's 2020! First post I've actually written in the new year and I can't find the will to [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep07 – "Chapter Sixty-Four: "The Ice Storm" – REVIEW

Dear Bughead Nation... How cute are they in this episode?! And Toni and Cheryl!? A👏 DO👏 RA👏 BLE👏! Bughead Alone At Jughead's Prep School Sounds like the Prompt of a Fanfiction I Would Definitely Read And it was just as crazy. Everything about it was crazy. The Black-Hood / bunny thing was CRAZY, Betty hitting [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep06 – "Chapter Sixty-Three: "Hereditary" – REVIEW

Bughead Nation... LET'S RISE! This episode and the next one are filled with Bughead and I👏 am👏 here👏 for👏 it.👏 Let's bring back the glorious days of early season 3! The parallel! CUTE! Not let's talk about what annoyed me: Veronica, Daddy Papi, Hermione, and Hermosa Why can't Veronica have an independent storyline, separated from [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep05 – “Chapter Sixty-One: “Witness for the Prosecution” – REVIEW

I don't say it often when talking about Riverdale but... I got bored. This episode bored me to death. I did not give a shit about ANY of the storylines. Nothing. Zero. I could not give any less of a shit about what was happening to the characters. I find it incredibly frustrating because I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep04 – “Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween” – REVIEW

I feel like nothing happened in this episode and yet... Cheryl buried and then dug up Jason again, Charles is might be evil, Veronica set fire to a man and Archie dressed up like an idiot and oh yeah, JUGHEAD WAS LOCKED IN A COFFIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLASSROOM! Oh, and speaking of [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep03 – “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon” – REVIEW

This. Was. Amazing. This was Riverdale's best episode and I LOVED IT It made zero fucking sense and it gave me such much joy. I laughed so hard. Scratch the Archie-Get-Attacked-By-A-Bear episode, THIS WAS THE BEST. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun watching any episode of any Tv show. I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep02 – “Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High” – REVIEW

OK. WHAT WAS THIS?! This was one of the most ridiculous episodes I've ever seen. It was ridiculous thing, after ridiculous thing. It made ZERO fucking sense and I WAS THERE FOR IT! The writers were like: "WE'RE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT!". They had just had a wonderful first episode and now... UNLEASHED! Remember! I [...]

Riverdale – s04 ep01 – “Chapter Fifty-Eight: In Memoriam” – REVIEW – SEASON PREMIERE

I cried. I cried so much. For almost 40 minutes straight. But before I get into how devastatingly sad this episode was, some announcements! I'll keep reviewing all the Riverdale episodes just like I did last season (and I had a blast) but I'm gonna keep it chill. I'll post the review of the episode [...]

Riverdale Season 3 Storylines that Made ZERO Sense

I have come to the realization that so much happened in season 3 of Riverdale that I can't keep it straight in my head. And despite the picture of the Gargoyle King in the Header, that is not one of the weirdest things that went on on the show. I have been trying to write [...]

Some Hot messes, Emotional Scenes, Great Comedy and MEH Moments – 7 Season Finale Recaps

My initial intention was to make separate reviews for each of these shows and then I got into studying, University stuff, and work and things escalated. Writing them now, more than a month after they aired would not have made sense so I'm recapping! It's been... an interesting year in television. A busy year and [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep22 – “Chapter Fifty-Seven: Apocalypto” – REVIEW – SEASON FINALE

It's the finale!!!! NOOOOOO! I can't stay without Riverdale for 5 months!!! THIS IS TORTURE! I'll still be writing about it and posting about all the crazy shit that happened this season because it was A LOT. But we're here. We've finally got to the ending. And shit is about to go down. And shit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep21 – “Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House” – REVIEW

To be honest, I was expecting a lot more shit to go down. Last season's penultimate episode was AMAZING! But this was A LOT too. From the Farm's darkest secrets, to the Blackhood and Daddy so much happened. Thank God Mommy Dearest is gone. Archie and Veronica Daddy wants to pay of the town's debts [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep20 – “Prom Night” – REVIEW

I actually liked this episode. I was not annoyed by it. (Aside from all the usual Archie bullsht stuff.) I loved the writing, the directing, the action and the end... We got to see more of Cheryl and of course Bughead Investigations is back! The episodes where they work together, communicate and fight these batshit [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep19 – “Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear The Reaper” – REVIEW

I loved this episode. I really did. I loved it. It was stupid, weirdly scary and boring (the Archie bits because.... duh.) This episode marks the last scenes Luke Perry ever shot and it was so sad. But without much further ado, let's get into it. Josie Apparently, Josie is leaving Riverdale! Her dad comes [...]

Riverdale – s03 ep18 – “Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker” – REVIEW

I feel like I say this every week, but… WOW THIS WAS INSANE And Lili Reinhart and Mädchen Amick steal the show. Their performances were incredible. They can manage to turn ridiculous and unrealistic lines into a great piece of acting. And just to be clear, I don't care about Archie. I don't. I just [...]

Which Riverdale Parent is the Absolute Worst? – Opinions & Comments

When I started thinking about writing this article, I thought to myself: "Oh, it's easy!" Then I started writing it and things got dicey. The parents on this show are so bad! One more terrible than the other! The Coopers Alice Cooper: send her daughters to the Sisters, got rid of a body, spent Betty's [...]