Answering “The Colbert Questionert”

Stephen Colbert is my go-to talk show host and I’ve been religiously following him since 2016, never missing a single monologue.

A couple of weeks ago, he did this segment with Tom Hanks, George Clooney, and Meryl Streep and he asked them the same questions. Somehow, it eluded me!

But while scrolling through the blogs I follow here on wordpress, I came across firewater65‘s post (that you can check out HERE) and in it, they answered the questions. So I decided to give it a go myself!

What is the best sandwich?

Mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, lettuce, some raw ham and some string cheese between two slices of bread made out of pizza dough. THE BEST.

What is the one thing that you own that you should really throw out?

All my school notes and old text books.

What is the scariest animal?

Cockroaches. I hate those little assholes.

Apples or oranges?


Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Yes! I went to a small concert and I asked the singer for an autograph at the meet-and-greet after the show. She was great!

What do you think happens when we die?

I don’t know and honestly, I try not to think about it too much.

What is your favorite action movie?

Does The Dark Knight trilogy count?

What is your favorite smell?

I can’t think of anything! I guess something that has to do with food. Maybe my grandma’s pasticcio?

What is your least-favorite smell?


Exercise: Is it worth it?

Yes, I think it’s worth it. I think you need to find the workout that work for you, something you enjoy doing. I like alternating between some light zumba, some dancing and other more traditional workouts. And while I do them, I usually catch up on Stephen Colbert’s monologue or Seth Meyer’s “A clsoer look” or my daily podcast.

Flat or sparkling?

Flat. Sparkling water tastes horribly.

What is the most-used app on your phone?

This is boring but…. Twitter? Instagram? Whatsapp?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: What is it?

As soon as I read the question, my mind went blank. I don’t know. Maybe “Only Angel” by Harry Styles? “Stairway to heaven”? “Somebody to Love” by Queen? I DON’T KNOW!

What number am I thinking of?


Describe the rest of your life in five words. 

Hopefully a happy one. Cheers.

I hope you enjoyed this! It was such fun!

Thanks to firewater65 for inspiring me!



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