This. Was. Amazing.
This was Riverdale’s best episode and
I LOVED IT
It made zero fucking sense and it gave me such much joy. I laughed so hard. Scratch the Archie-Get-Attacked-By-A-Bear episode, THIS WAS THE BEST.
I can’t remember the last time I had so much fun watching any episode of any Tv show. I had tears in my eyes and had to pause to catch my breath.
I know I give you a lot of shit, Riverdale writers, but I love you. You’ve outdone yourselves and the only thing I can say is: Thank you.
MOOSE IS BACK!
Moose is back and now he is using his real name I couldn’t understand! It sounded like a mix of marmalade and duke. I can’t even-
Jughead even walked in on him and Donna (one of the prep school girls) having sex! And he had the cutest reaction ever!
Polly has a bomb strapped to her check.
They are 17 years old.
I mostly focus on the over-sexualization of the girls on Riverdale and how outrageous it is AND I am always ready to mock Archie’s lack of shirt but it seems like they’re going too far this season.
Veronica asked them to perform a Magic Mike show. They are minors. ALL OF THEM!
I get this show is a sexy show but in the limits of the law, please. And they already had statutory tape. (Remember Miss Grundy? Archie was 15!)
BETTY CAN DO ANYTHING
I like Betty Cooper. I do. She’s smart, interesting, nice, mischievous and not afraid of her sexuality.
But it’s hard for me to believe that, in a room full of FBI agents, she was the only one who could disarm Polly’s bomb.
I liked that in the context, he got the last place along with the bully. For once, Riverdale was realistic: sometimes you lose.
And he did. I liked that he scared the little preppy dickhead. You go, Jug!
Moreover, he and Betty are too domestic and I love them.
I don’t care.
THE FARM & EDGAR
Cherly’s Mental State
Please, let her see a therapist.
She’s changing her last name “Luna”, she is standing up to Daddy (who can come and go from prison because he owns it) and SHE’S BEING A TOTAL BADASS!
I WANT MORE OF THIS!
More Veronica making a name for herself and saying a big FUCK YOU to Daddy.
Shirtless Archie Scenes: 4