Riverdale – s04 ep03 – “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon” – REVIEW

This. Was. Amazing.

This was Riverdale’s best episode and

I LOVED IT

It made zero fucking sense and it gave me such much joy. I laughed so hard. Scratch the Archie-Get-Attacked-By-A-Bear episode, THIS WAS THE BEST.

I can’t remember the last time I had so much fun watching any episode of any Tv show. I had tears in my eyes and had to pause to catch my breath.

I know I give you a lot of shit, Riverdale writers, but I love you. You’ve outdone yourselves and the only thing I can say is: Thank you.


MOOSE IS BACK!

Moose is back and now he is using his real name I couldn’t understand! It sounded like a mix of marmalade and duke. I can’t even-

Jughead even walked in on him and Donna (one of the prep school girls) having sex! And he had the cutest reaction ever!

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POLLY

Polly has a bomb strapped to her check.

CAR WASH

They are 17 years old.

17

I mostly focus on the over-sexualization of the girls on Riverdale and how outrageous it is AND I am always ready to mock Archie’s lack of shirt but it seems like they’re going too far this season.

Veronica asked them to perform a Magic Mike show. They are minors. ALL OF THEM!

I get this show is a sexy show but in the limits of the law, please. And they already had statutory tape. (Remember Miss Grundy? Archie was 15!)

Please, stop.

BETTY CAN DO ANYTHING

I like Betty Cooper. I do. She’s smart, interesting, nice, mischievous and not afraid of her sexuality.

But it’s hard for me to believe that, in a room full of FBI agents, she was the only one who could disarm Polly’s bomb.

JUGHEAD

I liked that in the context, he got the last place along with the bully. For once, Riverdale was realistic: sometimes you lose.

And he did. I liked that he scared the little preppy dickhead. You go, Jug!

Moreover, he and Betty are too domestic and I love them.

ARCHIE

I don’t care.

THE FARM & EDGAR

AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Cherly’s Mental State

Please, let her see a therapist.

Veronica

She’s changing her last name “Luna”, she is standing up to Daddy (who can come and go from prison because he owns it) and SHE’S BEING A TOTAL BADASS!

I WANT MORE OF THIS!

More Veronica making a name for herself and saying a big FUCK YOU to Daddy.

LOVE THIS!

Other Stuff

Shirtless Archie Scenes: 4

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xxx

Georgia

3 thoughts on “Riverdale – s04 ep03 – “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon” – REVIEW

    1. This episode was wild! I urge you to catch up and I can guarantee you’ll have a blast! I reviewed every single episode of season 3 last year and also wrote so many posts about Riverdale in general and all of this trash and ridiculousness is a blessing! Thanks for reading!

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