I am truly astonished by these two final episodes. I loved them with all my heart. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch. They made my day so much better.
The absurdity of the situations the NineNine finds itself in is still unbelievably hilarious.
If I think for more than 5 seconds about the fact that that garbage network called Fox canceled it, I might burst into flames.
And yes, I’m still bitter about it. I mean, who isn’t?!
But let’s get into the show.
Jake pulling a prank on Holt by simple moving his podium by half an inch was the perfect embodiment of his character.
He even calls Kevin after! While the whole squad is listening.
AND HE TELLS HIM HE LOVES HIM!!! I MIGHT CRY.
Terry, Amy and Rosa
Terry passed the Lieutenat exam but the downside is… He’s getting transferred! To Staten Island! Because there’s no money in the precinct’s budget to grant him a raise.
And he is not happy.
Amy tells him to convince one Nine-Nine employee to quit by “inspiring him”, Ellen Degeneres style.
And they try to pressure Brian (#BroadwayBrian) to follow his dream of becoming a musical theatre performer! The problem is… HE REAL BAD.
But he ends up staying and this only means one thing: it’s Terry’s last week at the Nine-Nine!!!
Jake, Charles and Holt
But there has been a series of murders but Commissioner Kelly is breathing down his neck. While Jakes vibes like crazy with the M.E. (Brooklyn99’s former write Gabe Liebman), the commissioner pops in to make them use his new app that allows anonymous tips to be sent to the NYPD.
And Caleb comes back!!! I love the prison episodes! I love them so fucking much!
And Charles is already jealous of that friendship, while Jake a weirdly okay with Caleb’s cannibalism.
Holt is trolling Commissioner Kelly to his face and then he sends gifs to Jake.
HE IS SO EXTRA AND DRAMATIC AND I LOVE HIM. PLEASE LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS.
I love that when Holt praised Jake he added a: “And Charles”. It’s so nice to see him sticking up for his best bud.
“Nah, bitch”Captain Raymond Holt
FAVOURITE. HOLT. QUOTE. OF. ALL. TIME.
Following Kelly’s tip from his stupid app, they find an apartment covered in blood and with lots of surgical tools laying around.
When Charles said: “I would remember if someone said my catchphrase” I lost it. I totally lost it.
Apparently, it was a mafia boss! BUT WAIT!!! The guy from the video who called in the tip was Kelly’s assistant!
Kelly knew about it! He was using illegal wiretapping! And when Holt threatens to go to the press, Kelly blackmails them.
But guess who Jake found….
The Spice Boys!!!
Rosa Diaz serving us some capitalist truths
ONE TWO TWO!!!
The text group is back and Charles is not on it.
Holt saying: “Show me the tip.” and Bababui
I love this show. I love it so damn much.
What are your thoughts on it? Let me know!