“The Nine-Nine is back!!” – Brooklyn99 – s06 ep01 – Honeymoon – SEASON PREMIERE – REVIEW

BROOKLYN99 IS BACK AND I AM BURSTING WITH HAPPINESS.

I can’t believe this day is finally here. Brooklyn99 is back and I’m crying.

NINE-NINE!

After months and months of waiting after receiving THE news, it’s finally January 10th 2019. If it were up to me, it would be proclaimed national holiday. Just saying…

THIS EPISODE WAS SPECTACULAR. IT WAS PERFECT.

Brace yourselves because this review will be endless.

Seeing NBC’s logo followed by Captain Holt’s deep voice had me already crying.

Cold Open

YOU GUYS…. I WAS SURE CAPTAIN HOLT WAS GOING TO GET THE JOB. 100%!!!

And Jake dancing up to Tootsie Roll on Captain Holt was the best start to an already perfect episode.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS!!?!?!

I LOVE THESE TWO “ALWAYS BE COCONOUTING” HORNY DORKS.

Gina & Charles

HOW IS GINA SO ICONIC!?!?

Gina’s mom and Charle’s dad are getting a divorce and my heart is broken. I loved them! Their wedding is one of my favourite episodes!

Chelsea and Joe work amazingly together. There is no denying that. They bounce off each other like pros and it’s mesmerizing.

Charles and his overtly sexual lines are ICONIC and this one does not disappoint

Oh really, Gina? And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents?!

Charles Boyle

EW!

And the mask with Gina’s face on it to activate her facial ID on the phone! Charles is so over the top and I love him so much!!!

Terry & Rosa

TOP DOG TERRY was incredibly adorable in his insecurities and I’m so glad he had Rosa to show him how good of a leader he is.

It was so heartwarming seeing him find his confidence. Can we take a moment to enjoy his passwords?

  • baldbychoice
  • peckman
  • macklemoreenthusiast

WE DON’T DESERVE THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW!!!!

And let’s not forget Holt’s security question: “What is God?”. I’d love to see him and Chidi from “The Good Place” swap philosophical theories.

Jake & Amy

in Mexico, Jake and Amy are dealing with Holt being the third wheel in their super nice vacation and it was so adorable that Jake was willing to kill Holt to spend some time with his wife.

HE IS SO INTO HER and IT’S SUPER CUTE!

And of course Charles had to send them a “lovers tool box“. He is obsession with their love life is borderline creepy but I LOOOOOVE HIM!

I love that they are incorporating issues like stop and frisk to the storyline, further explaining how wrong it is.

AND NOW… A GIF set of all the novelty shirts Holt wears in the episode and they are all GLORIOUS!

LOOK AT HIM!!! I want them all!

The t-shirts were hilarious but his I’ve-given-up-on-life attitude had me FLOORED!

Andre Braugher is a comedy wizard! The delivery was spectacular! He is magnificent.

COME ON!!! ISN’T THIS MAGNIFICENT!?!?

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

So RAUNCHY! This was so funny!!! From Amy’s horrified reaction to the mere realisation of hearing such words coming out of Jake’s mouth!!! I loved it! It showed the only side of Jake that was missing: his potty mouth.

Thank you NBC for allowing bleeps and THANK YOU WRITERS I LOVE YOU!!!

AND IT’S NOT OVER!!! I told you this was going to be endless!!!

There’s THIS!

AND THIS

Gif by arianagrandes.com

Amy dressed as Holly Gennaro! WE DON’T DESERVE THIS SHOW!!!

… I have sex with Holly Gennaro but hotter


I STAN ONE MAN WHO LOVES HIS WIFE!

PERALTIAGO SEXCAPADE!

MY BABIES!!!

Honorable Mentions:

  • Ay Caramba!
  • “Fun fact! The average american marriage lat fewer than 2 days.” – “That’s not true!” – “Doesn’t have to be. It’s just commentary!”
  • Charles saying: “My daddy”
  • Referral code GINA30
  • THAT BEE JOKE:
  • Jake knows who the on-set hair stylist of the Die Hard movies is and I wouldn’t expect otherwise from him.
  • Amy yelling at Holt for calling Jake “selfish” and screaming: “I DON’T GIVE A HOOT!
  • “Oh honey, I love you. But not your best.”
  • Stephanie Beatriz’ tweet about Andy’s hair

Last but not least, a Brooklyn99 review isn’t complete without the show’s famous ending credits:

Fremulon.

Not a doctor! Shhh!


There is not doubt in anyone’s mind that this wasn’t a PERFECT episode.

I am so glad Brooklyn99 is back and I can’t believe we’re going to get 17 more episodes!!!

I want to say a quick thank you to every single person who is involved in the making of the show. THANK YOU. By creating Brooklyn99, you make my life more joyous and I’ll be forever grateful.

But what I reall want to know is… what’s your favourite Holt t-shirt? And What made you laugh the most?

Thank you for reading! I will review EVERY BROOKLYN99 EPISODE so click the “follow” button and let’s discuss!

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xxx

Georgia

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