Ok. That was a lot. So many things to talk about.
But first: let’s watch the trailer
And I thought we were finally getting rid of Archie… at least for a while.
Sadly, no such luck…
Red is still here. In the woods. With his dog. If they kill off the dog, I’ll be so pissed.
Betty seems to be going back to the Sisters, and to the Gargoyle King’s room. But she is in her classic outfits and ponytail so… hopefully no worries.
and after seeing a couple of shots of a worried Veronica and a…. I’d say… surprised Jughead
Archie, you moron… What the fuck are you doing with a knife?
Do you think killing me will solve all your problems?
Well, Hiram… I don’t know. But it’s ridiculous Archie was on trail for a murder he din’t commit, he went to prison and now he is here, looking at Hiram with a murderous vibe…
I can hear Alanis Morissette’s Ironic in my head…
And more 1-second-long-clips! Josie singing, people going through a tunnel (is it the sex bunker?, we don’t know), finally a proper Cheryl/Toni kiss and…
UUH! Kelly Ripa with a gun! Apparently she plays Hiram’s mistress! (She is Mark Consuelos’ real life wife!)
More people being dragged into rooms (could this be the farm?) and
BUGHEAD HAVING SEX IN HER BEDROOM
Gladys is back. Ew. I can’t stand the woman! I WANT JELLYBEAN!
Veronica is apparently off, burning things. That’s bad for the environment, girl. And what the hell is all that stuff?!
VEGGIE IS A THING?!?
I know Camila and Charles are together and I love it. They are so cute and so happy for them. But I’m not sure about Veronica and Reggie…
She might have more in common with him than with Archie… That’s for sure. Or does she?
I’m a little bit conflicted about this. I’m happy Archie is out of the picture because girl you deserve so much better than that idiot.
On the other hand… I have doubts. One thing I’m not questioning is their chemistry. So at least there’s that.
Overall, I just want Betty and Jughead to be happy. I don’t care about the other stuff. Please, let them be happy for a season. Let them experiene young love and don’t you dare let Gladys come between them because I’ll march to Vancouver and rip somebody’s head off.
Do you have any theories on what’s going to happen? Will Archie finally get out of the picture and leave us alone? Will he kill Hiram? Are Reggie and Veronica going to work?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FARM?!
Let me your theories, comments and opinions in the comment section.