[Attention! Some strong language in this post because when I get angry, I swear like a sailor and Suits makes me extremely upset]
It took me 3 days to finally decide to watch it and 4 more days to post it: this was the most boring episode of all time. It was useless. It made no sense. I wasted 42 minutes of my life.
Let’s see what happened. Nor should I say “not happened” because IT WAS A USELESS EPISODE!
HARVEY & SAMANTHA
Samantha tries to steal clients from her and Robert Zane’s former firm.
And Harvey gets involved.
LIKE I FUCKING CARE.
Then some more lawyer shit, Samantha and Harvey fight in the lobby and somehow challenge him to a boxing fight? And they share a pizza? And there start… flirting?
I’m disgusted and I hate this.
Another fabricating evidence story?!
And not Harvey is fighting with Samantha in the bathroom. Classic Suits scene.
She buried evidence. Alright. I don’t care.
Spoiler alert: everything was fine in the end.
Gretchen and Donna!!! I love them together! Two amazing women together!
Why was there so little Donna in this episode! She has no storyline this season! This is highly disappointing.
Sheila keeps making appointments without talking to Louis and more pregnancy shit.
And at the fertility doctor, Louis meets a former class mate, who used to bully him.
ANOTHER FLASHBACK?! NO.
Who cares about seeing Louis being bullied AGAIN!? Show me more Katrina!
Also, Sheila thanking him for being involved in the process of conceiving their child sets the bar so low. It takes to people to make a baby. They make it look like Louis is extra special for being there with her.
IT’S THE FUCKING MINIMUM!
And now Louis is literally confronting his younger self?
IS THIS 13 REASONS WHY?! IS HE SEEING GHOSTS LIKE THAT IDIOT CLAY?!
My hatred for Clay knows no boundaries.
No Katrina. I’m so angry.
What was the point of promoting her to a series regular if she is not in 4 out of the 8 episodes that have aired! This is a disgrace.
Oh no! Alex is going to spend the entire episode looking for Louis to sign some super important document!
You can hear the sarcasm from the other side of the globe.
So of course there are issues and yadi yadi yadi yadi. I’m about to puke.
Poor Gretchen made a mistake! Who cares she is amazing. I mean, her trying to make it seem it was the other secretary’s fault was not great.
Long story short, she cost Alex a client, they’re kind of pissed but not that much.
I love you Gretchen please don’t leave the show.
*insert every possible frustrated emoji*
I don’t have anything to say.
Tomorrow the review of the latest episode will come out! I hope it’s better than this garbage.