ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the latest Pretty Little Liars episode. You have been warned!
I avoided Twitter for as long as I could. I hid the App in a “Utility” folder I never open and tried to forget about it.
Before I review this episode and make it the biggest thing ever, I need to make something clear. I love Pretty Little Liars because it is an “easy” tv show. Although there are powerful elements (that I will talk about in one of my future posts) to the show, it does not have the depth of series like Game of Thrones or True Detective.
It is a series that I personally watch to have fun and get into the lives of five teenager with complicated romances with perfect hair and makeup.
But this episode is something else. I have NEVER had this much fun while watching a PLL episode. I laughed out loud for ages. The following things that you will read were written whilst watching the episode, so it’s my genuine reaction to all the SHIT that happened.
Let’s begin right away with brainstorming session with all the liars (minus Hannah) and Mona and Caleb which I think was shot so that they could introduce back Mona and call 911 to say they thought Hannah had been abducted.
Hannah is still keeping Noel Khan captive and she pull out a knife to torture him… A scene that I found a bit extreme and ridiculous… But comparing this with the shit that it is about to go down, is really nothing . One thing I have noticed, though: she is still fashionable and has ripped jeans on. Because STYLE is what’s important while torturing someone.
So she cut him and goes to DNA lab with Noel’s blood to prove that he is Mary Drake’s son. AND she calls Mona to help her! And she actually does help her! She finds the famous flash drive, but Hannah isn’t happy with that! She wants to frame Noel for everything that he did to her.
So she decides to come back! And since the show is called “Pretty Little Liars”, she lies to everyone. Both the police and her friends.
Caleb takes her home and then at one point there is the whole “I know you better than yourself” speech and he says and I quote: “You won’t admit that we’re meant to spend the rest of our lives together.”
And there is kissing and sex.
I am happy that they are back together, because I have to admit… They were my favourite couple! And I found the Caleb/Spener thing disgusting.
They leave Hannah and Caleb to have sex and they go to Alison’s house.
And after a few moments she announces that SHE IS PREGNANT!!! WHAAT!?! I had the feeling she was pregnant… So… I told you so. 🙂
And she kisses Emily. A few times.
The other liar that has problems is ARIA! Ezra is still in colombia and he is coming back! BUT NOT REALLY!!! BECAUSE NICOLE IS ALIVE!!! I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT! I SAID SO!
I felt sorry for Aria… Come on, her fiancé kissing another woman on national television. It’s funny and the same time depressing.
And the detective starts hitting on Spencer… Again. I’m like: I don’t even care anymore.
But the morning she goes to see Toby and she brings him a book in french and says some shit about love. And then…
Ok. This is one of my favourite things… She asks him if she can kiss him… I laughed so much and said “Oh Honey!” a bunch of time, How I Met Your Mother style.
Spencer isn’t the only one with an eventful morning. There is some tension between Emily-Alison-Paige.
Also, Emily is like “I woke up like this” Beyoncé style… SO ANNOYING.
Anyway, the tests come back and Noel isn’t Mary Drake’s child!! Surprise surprise! I feel like with all of this relationship stuff, the secret child’s identity is meaningless.
They decide to go question Noel and they somehow manage to sneak away from the cops leaving a recording of them talking so they won’t get suspicious. After 7 seasons, we know the Rosewood police force is basically shit, but COME ON!!
And Noel has escaped! Obviously.
And Caleb and Mona were fooled by another girl pretending to be Jenna! SHE GOT AWAY!!
And as soon as they arrive to the place A.D. told them to when he/she texted them, who do they see? MARY FLIPPING DRAKE!
And there are speakers around the house! So Jenna can talk to them! So obviously they go upstairs and find weird typical “I’m a serial killer” stuff but Emily left the phone up there! COME ON!
Oh, and then the psychotic version of Noel Khan appears together with Jenna! And she has a gun!
But Emily and Hannah hit Noel and he falls unto his weapon and his head gets cut off from his body. AHAHAHAHAHA. COME ON!! IT WAS RIDICULOUS!
With Spencer “Can I kiss you?”, this was definitely the highlight of the episode.
BUT Jenna finds them and pulls the trigger, hitting Spencer on the chest.
Fortunately, Jenna gets tackled by Mary Drake and just after a few seconds after the other girls arrived, she tells Spencer that SHE is actually her mother. AAHAAHAHAHAAHAH. SPENCER IS MARY DRAKE’S SECOND SECRET CHILD!
And in the next scene we find out that Toby and Yvonne had a car crash!! COME ON!!!! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!
As final scene, we see Jenna on the floor and she asks some unknown person if they shot Spencer. Does that mean that Jenna didn’t shoot her? WHAT? I’m so confused…
Anyway, I had so much fun watching this. HILARIOUS!!!!
I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen on 7B… From what I have heard, the series will return on April 2017 and I am super sad about it. ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR!
Nevermind, I hope you had some fun reading this. If you have seen the episode, let me know what you think about it in the comments.